Finster’s Spam

Just going over some of my recent spam emails…

This one is titled Re: Pharablmacy News. Now, even if I did send an email about Pharmacy News that this “bartomeu demasi” could reply to, I’m pretty sure I know how to spell “pharmacy”.

Next…

The Ultimate Online Pharmaceutical: Vliwagra

If you’re going to go to the trouble to spell “pharmaceutical” correctly, Viagra shouldn’t be THAT hard. I mean, come on, do you really think I’ll be more likely to read an email about “Vliwagra”?

Hey how r u

If my friend sent me an email with THAT in the subject, I would no longer allow them to be my friend.

My good friend “zavier” sent this one: You blase of being undersized. I am.

Uh… sounds like a personal problem, buddy.

Well, join us next time, when I explore the intricacies of SAD TO HAVE SHORT BIGGER 2″ NOW AT NEW LOW. Yes… new low, indeed.